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LAST MONTH'S WINNER
Almost everyone recognized that this photo was of Grumpy Jenkins
and several captions made note of his penchant for cigars. The competition
was so fierce that we had a three-way tie. They are:
"That's right, here at Jenkins
Competition I'll stand on my head to sell you a race engine. . .uunhh,
hmmpfh. . .aw, hell, you get the picture." --
Charlie Nichols, Imperial, CA
"As soon as that girl in the
short skirt comes around this side of the car, I'm ready!"
-- Chase Knight, Daytona Beach, FL
"Mr. Hoffa. . .is that really
you down there? Mr. Hoffa? Hello. . . ." --
Brian in Boston
Getting Honorable Mentions are:
"Three times a day Ahmed Jenkins had to face Malvern, PA, to
pray to the horsepower gods." -- Greg Guarinello, Bergenfield,
"I hear. . .550 horses. . .but no riders." --
Chris Jackson, Grand Rapids, MI
"Got to find me a square Cuban cigar. Damn things roll everywhere."
--Larry Olm, Port Colborn, Ontario, Canada
"Okay, Scelzi, I'll show you the right way to do a cartwheel!
Grunt, grunt. . .never mind." -- Bill Bench, Cincinnati,
"I think the Pro Stocks are staging, Kimosabe." --
Kenny Shane, New York
"Damn, he can make horsepower, drive a racecar AND breakdance!"
-- Bruce Dyda, Gardena, CA
"Oooooh, I think I see a nickel!" -- Jason West,
"I am looking for Frank Oglesby -- have you seen him?"
-- Bob Honeybrook, Australia
"I can't hear shit. What are you talking about 'squeaky wheel
bars wheels". . . ." -- Don Kanka, Trenton, NJ
"My nickname may be 'Grumpy' but there's no need to hide under
there." -- Herb Andrews, United Kingdom
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