Because only 7 funny car racers ignored the mandate from NFCA Politburo to strike against the Vegas Heritage Race, that left room on the elimination ladder for a solo pass by the #1 qualifier. That would be Mendy Fry in Gary Messenger’s “Future Flash” ‘72 Dodge Charger, who reeled off a 6.13 yesterday and claimed the pole.
By virtue of the solo, the dictate from the Future Flash high command (being Donnie Couch), was to go almost to the shift point and then click it, which she did… posting a 9 second elapsed time and a
double-digit top end speed…
The first actual pair of floppers is a race between Jack “the Sheriff” Harris and Jeff Utterscab…. Errm, Utterback in Danny Pisano’s Pisano & Matsubara Vega…Utterback qualified #2 last night, while Harris, who obliterated the 5.50 barrier in his AA/Fuel Dragster at March Meet, has yet to find the handle on his Pontiac Firebird, as he toasts the Racemasters 60’ feet into the run, before pedaling once or twice and giving chase to Utterback who motored down the drag strip in what looked like a no-harm-no-foul, 6.30 @ 213 mph, which trumped Harris’ 7.34, 231.
At the big end, Utterback appeared to kick the rods out in the shut-off area, which does not bode well for further participation…
Next up Steve Romanazzi in his Warrior entry is suited up against Nate Bugg in his ‘71 Cuda…. Bugg’s car is set up soft, and he zips to the finish first at 6.61, 209 while Romanazzi shake and bakes and hula-hoops to an on-and-off-the-throttle 6.72…
The final pair features Ed Dougan in the “Nitro Psycho” Plymouth Arrow versus the Bennett Family’s “Pure Heaven” tribute flopper. Dougan licensed yesterday, in a pass that also served as a qualifier. This is a creative interpretation of the rules, leading to a chorus in the staging lanes of “not just scabs, but ringers too!”
Regardless, Dougan laid down about half-track, while Jeff Bennett scooted to the second round in his “Famous Amos” Saterlee-tuned flopper with a 6.35 216 to Dougan 6.75, 194….
There is no truth to the rumor that NFCA Board will serenade the racers at Tucson with Civil Rights-era Bob Dylan protest songs (e.g. “Ain’t Gonna Work on Maggie’s Farm” and “No Direction Home").
There is also no truth that the race will be re-christened the “Inaugural RichGuy ShitFit Nationals”.
The NHRA liaison tells me that yesterday’s estimate of 12 to 1300 paid spectators was a little low… The actual number of turnstile-turners was 1500… Today’s crowd looks similar…—by Cole Coonce, who says: “Remember, come the revolution we’ll all be rich…”