Darr Hawthorne photo from PRI show

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LAST MONTH'S WINNER

After much debate, the winner is Norman Wellman from Manchester, IA.

"The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows the Olsen twins their future."

Getting Honorable Mentions are:

"Ok, Where did you two hide Herman Munster's body? "- - Joel Gelfand

"Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of Kiss recently took their mothers to the strip for a day out of fun and merryment..."-- Billy Weeks, Rockingham, NC

"We heard the snake was looking for a new shoe."-- Al Blackstone, CA

"This is the only way we can see the races over the heads of all the jerks who stand up every pass. " -- Mike, Fort Worth, TX

" We used to do Powerade,but now we've gone Full Throttle. And yes, we hide the flask in the heels! " -- Jack Issi, Pittsburgh, PA

"The sales lady said we could get two size larger boob jobs and still not fall over with these boots! " -- John Mazzarella, Florida