Volume IX, Issue 11, Page 104


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After much debate, the winner is Jack Issi from Pittsburgh, PA, who submitted:

"Moe: Why you KNUCKLEHEAD. How'd you like to taste my FIST sandwich?

Curly: Why SOINTENLY! Just for the halibut. knuk knuk knuk...

Moe: You moron, I said FIST sandwich, not FISH sandwich...

Curly: HOLY Mackerel, I thought something was rotten in Denmark...wub wub wub. I'd rather have a cold cut anyways!

Moe: You Weisenheimer, I'll give you an UPPER CUT!

Pick two. etc. etc. Curly ends up getting a knuckle sandwich PLUS poked in the eyes. Three Blind Mice theme song starts (credit to the Stooges circa 1935) "

Getting Honorable Mentions are:

"NHRA implements a new policy regarding lance choice. WWE rules, one fall ten minute time limit. " --Brian Losness, Boise ID

"No..No... I was talking about the band...Smashmouth. " --Will, St. Louis Park, MN

"I went to a fight and an episode of Pinks broke out... " --Mike Sawyer, Acton, MA

"In the first scene for the sitcom, (The Ron and Whit Comedy Hour), the actor for Whit's character resigned after learning that there was no stunt double. " --Jon Frank, Jamestown, Ohio

"I'll show you Ernest Borgnine. " --Sammy Eubanks, Spokane, WA

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